I am innocent but unfortunately I've threatened to put it in his chest hair whilst he slept when he's annoyed me in the past so he's allpic.twitter.com/jkIvNGTGMG
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I am innocent but unfortunately I've threatened to put it in his chest hair whilst he slept when he's annoyed me in the past so he's allpic.twitter.com/jkIvNGTGMG
Poor, poor Dave...
Oh, he'll survive!
Alternative interpretation: There is no escape
Nicotine gum? That stuff's nasty.
Well, yes, it was nicotine gum which I admit does seem to implicate me but I'm innocent, I swear! I'll take a lie detector & everything!
tell him to shave his legs
That'll go down well.
you are a monster.
I think it best 2 keep your bedroom fetishes off social media. Could affect future employment opportunities. Just trying 2 b helpful.pic.twitter.com/kyRDxtf304
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