Took the child to a French restaurant for our Wednesday night dinner date. Picture of Jacques Derrida glared at me accusingly all night.
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Enjoyed dipping tartines in Mariniere sauce tho.
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I want 2 be yr child. I wd be MUCH more appreciate of the food.
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*appreciative*
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It's hopeless, I tell you

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I expect yours were weaned on it, were they?
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I live with an English vegetarian and my son was allergic to milk
(thankfully not anymore)
However, I sneak in some saucisson and foie gras
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Yes, well since birth she's been fed Spam on white bread with orange squash. So it's hardly surprising

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OK, English food isn't *that* bad, but still.
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Maybe send her to France again, while you still can (Brexit). A culinary immersion might solve the problem.
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Sorry! Got deluged by arseholes. Stop blaming me! I loved it all!
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