Oh really? Attacking my child? You're somehow unaware she is kind, honest, intelligent, sincere & an exceptionally wonderful human being?pic.twitter.com/cbderRFW5E
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Mine won't be. I will make sure it knows all of its failings. "You got 95% in a maths test? You are a terrible child! Go sit in the corner"
No, you won't. You Vulcans are the softest,most sentimental saps at heart. You'll be proudly showing everyone videos of him/her picking nose
Definitely not. I will NOT be that sort of parent. I vow to never be that guy. If Mrs Lotak does, I will b***h slap her till she learns.
No, you won't. Your posturing is unconvincing
Ok, I obviously won't "b***h slap" her, but she agrees with me on this. She doesn't want to be one of those parents either!
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