Oh, fuck off, Facebook. Every morning, 'Good morning, Helen! It will be raining today.' Disable that function for UK! Just taking the piss.
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Its my birthday today. I hate birthdays. The weather is reflective of my mood.
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You are a miserable old git. Fix this.
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I refuse. I'm doubling down on my misery.
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I shall ignore you. Happy birthday!
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Unfortunately for you, the weather isn't ignoring me! Thank you.
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