Cottage pie sandwiches with English mustard & a bucket of tea. The French have nothing to compare with this @BristolBen
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Splendid! I'll put the kettle on then!
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Oh god, heaven! Better make that two kettles, thank you very much thank you.

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Of course! It's how people know if I've been kidnapped from my house, you know, the kettle'd be cold

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