Cottage pie sandwiches with English mustard & a bucket of tea. The French have nothing to compare with this @BristolBen
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Replying to @HPluckrose
To think that there are millions like you who know no better, who have no idea what real food is
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
It's enough to justify an invasion, on humanitarian grounds. Hitchens made a strong case for this.
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
The Italians and the Indonesians made "real" food. Snails and blood sausages have no business being on a plate.
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Replying to @TamaraBrouwer1 @HPluckrose
The Dutch understand cheese. I'll grant you that. For everything else...
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
The Dutch have Maggi and stroopwafels. But I won't go as far as to say we excel at cooking. That would be ludicrous
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Replying to @TamaraBrouwer1 @BristolBen
Stroopwafels sound like a kind of venereal disease.
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Replying to @HPluckrose @BristolBen
Two warm cookies with warm caramel syrup between them.....Oh well, your loss.pic.twitter.com/mwPqBF5rma
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Replying to @TamaraBrouwer1 @HPluckrose
In my dreams I'm still in Paris, choosing one of these at my local Boulangerie for a couple of Euros.pic.twitter.com/u6ED1Gjy6P
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Replying to @BristolBen @HPluckrose
Interesting. Interesting. I have no objections to an exchange of national pastries to determine superiority.

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Scone, anyone?
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