To think that there are millions like you who know no better, who have no idea what real food is 
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You've just been taunting me again. I forget that your brief moments of friendliness are just setups for your next cruel jab

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Hey! The only reason I didn't send you a oic was coz I know you've been under the weather.
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*pic even
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Much as I am so proud of our fine English cuisine, the idea of that feels so very wrong. Why, Helen, why?!

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It was a deliberate attempt to gross me out. I took the bait.

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No! It's very yummy! The butter melts in and it's all carbohydraty
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*backs away slowly*
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Only if you can promise me there's another bucket of tea for me! *stares suspiciously at the sandwich*
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Oh well, for a bucket of tea, if I *must*...
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what are cottage pie sandwiches??
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Cottage pie is minced beef topped with potato.
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Thanks, Helen. So a bit like shepherd's pie? No offense, but for me, if there is no crust, it's not pie!!

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Yes, exactly.
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Well....
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Dear god!
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