The child just called me an 'artless fat-kidneyed harpy.' I blame Shakespeare.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
That child is blessed, to grasp language with such fine precision as to create the deepest lacerations to the immortal soul...
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Replying to @Grumpy_P_Sloth @HPluckrose
Seriously, your child is epic and I cannot stop laughing
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