Dog is better-looking. Also, that one is out of date. I have an extra chin now & I'm not using another photo of me till it's gone.
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Melissa and I met when I was a DJ and she was in the audience and requested "Baby Got Back". We married soon after.
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I'm just gonna slim down a bit before I take another selfie for my avi!1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes -
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Do as you will, Helen of Troy. But the ships will keep coming.
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