There will be no need to mock my antiquated phone. It cost £8 & this is what I need when I drop or drown them abt once a month.
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And shld I need to take a screenshot of it, I can do this with the iPhone I have but don't walk around with or use as a phone. It works!
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Seriously, I am beyond clumsy. I fall over at least once a week, often into muddy puddles. Doesn't do to have expensive technology on me.
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You fall into muddy puddles? That means you have healthy contact with nature.
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It's healthy for me but less so for electronic devices.
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I had a Nokia phone until v recently. It worked.
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I find they'll dry out once or twice but then die. Doesn't matter if they only cost £8 on ebay.
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My cousin is a proper teapot. I'm a lightweight in comparison. Also serious dog-lover. She comes to see them as much as me. Love her.
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Do all the "xxx" strings refer to pornography or bathtub gin?
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Well, really.
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Gotcha. Not mutually exclusive.
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My kettle broke yesterday & my backup kettle broke tonight, so do NOT send her here!
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