We just had an escaped turtle emergency. Its amazing how cleverly a rock with lags & a tiny, tiny, prehistoric brain can hide.
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She's convinced if she can get away from us & her stupidly expensive habitat, she'll find herself a much better home. Rather than die.
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Its very tempting to say 'Fine. Off you go then. Go find a nice, clear, warm stream under a blazing sun. In Epping Forest. In February. "
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Course, its not her fault she's in England. But it's not mine either actually & I am doing my best. I try to explain this. Does she care? No
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reptilian disobedience,
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This is a Trump/blue collar workers subtweet, isn’t it?
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