"Just gonna go to the pub for a couple of hours," he said. 7 hours ago. Fortunately, I stopped believing this about 15 years ago. 
Absolutely!
Him: I'll be back in a couple of hours.
Me: I'll expect you when I see you.
Him: No, honestly!
Me: 
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Him: I'll get the last train, promise, if I remember, but clouds are in the area, so ...
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