A dad, a mathematician and physicist walk into a tea parlor.....
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Cease & desist.
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there is such a thing as a maths joke?
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Unfortunately. Shhh! They lurk.
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I have the BEST ever science joke. But it's a bit long. Imma screenshot it and send it to you. It's hilarious (unironically)
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Just thinking about it is making me laugh whilst I'm in Costa. Thankfully nobody has noticed yet.
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Sod off!
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As promised. The funniest science joke of all time https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/296h2d/einstein_heisenberg_pascal_and_newton_are_playing/?client=ms-unknown …
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"Here's my big red button. Please don't push it, Internet..." Yep, that always works out well...
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There have been times I have wanted to punch people for puns.
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