Was also asked why I put oven gloves on to get plates out. Answer obv coz I'm an absent-minded genius & families who want feeding shld stfu.
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Particularly if a certain husband doesn't want reminding of time he forgot he had crash helmet on when zooming in for a kiss goodbye.
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Poor Dave...
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why did your husband put them in the freezer?
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Yes! I will find a way that it cld have been him!
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no she won't because she does it all the time.pic.twitter.com/CGoRPMpPn2
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It IS an unused storage area, and more efficient when kept filled.
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Here are two pictures ,which one do you use for cleaning products?pic.twitter.com/9uaj319jXH
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im gutted you're not single but pleased you found the cleaning products, i hope you weren't too hard on Tesco?
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Last night I was filling a hot water bottle and only at the very last minute avoided pouring in milk and dropping in a teabag.
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