Have you considered a padded room for the terminally clumsy?
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@AndyMeanie Yes. I injure myself often. Usually I throw tea in my own face. Tho its more that my right side just does its own thing s'times -
You are clearly semi-mental. See a registered lobotomist immediately.
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Trip over your own feet? How does one do that? Mmmm

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In my case you kind of go to walk and then get one foot caught behind another & then fall into a wall.
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Ouch!
I do hope you recover soon. I won't even comment on the tea.
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Oh no, now you can only read, drink tea, write and twitter. Of all the luck...
Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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we'll be here for you to help you make it through these difficult times...
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It’s the only way.
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