come sit by me. I understand.
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*sniffle*
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one time my mom made enchiladas, and then the dog accidentally ate the whole thing right before the meal.
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That can so easily happen!
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One time I dropped dinner ALL over the floor. Felt like a real winner.
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That made me laugh. I always shout at my long suffering partner when I drop a dish!
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That way round it is clearly domestic abuse. I'm shocked. Shocked, I tell you.
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5. Eat enormous bar of chocolate/bags of crisps/glass of wine*delete as applicable?
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5) Drink.
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5) Order pizza ...
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5) order pizza 6) pizza brings happiness
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you are my wife's spirit animal. She only yells at the ones she loves.
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hugs! Kitchen mishaps where a whole meal is lost are the worst!
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Leave poor Erebus alone.
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This is what pets are for; they appreciate floor-food!
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