The toaster for making crumbs & the shopping for not fitting in cupboards, the scissors for being missing & the sellotape for having no end.
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Child for being as speedy & efficient an assistant as ur average 12 yr old & husband for just lying there in bed after a 12 hr night shift.
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The last place I should be is Twitter tho letting rip on some people who actually deserve it is tempting. No, Helen, leave SocJus Twitter be
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I trust you're going to have a very Poke-Christmas.
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She doesn't dare at the moment! Scuttling abt like a huge-eyed, silent mouse & making lots of tea. I am a terrible mother.
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You mad bro?
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Suddenly converting to Judaism seems very tempting. If I do it right now all the madness can just go away.
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the first night of Hanukkah this year is Christmas Eve, so no, wouldn't help much :) plus 7 more nights through Jan 1st!
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Yep. I have reversed my position on this. One day is enough for me!
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I'm glad I could convince you not to convert!
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