Oh wonderful. On the day I am hosting a Christmas lunch, I have a flatulent Labrador.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
However, he's not well enough to be banished to the garden & if anyone complains, I will banish her to the garden.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Right. I have all the doors and windows open and will provide my guests blankets. Fortunately, my friends are quite used to me.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Light a few Xmas candles - to burn of the excess methane :).
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Replying to @KevinOnEarth
Ooh! A practical solution!
4:53 AM - 20 Dec 2016
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