You can either organise Christmas efficiently or be a nice person. It falls upon me to delegate & on my minions to do as they're bloody told
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Replying to @HPluckrose
Obviously, it'd be great if this could get done painlessly but it can't & I will crush all insurrections ruthlessly.
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Replying to @HPluckrose
I'm almost tempted to betray my gender egalitarian principles & coin the term 'manshopping' for this phenomenon. Cup of tea. Death breaths.pic.twitter.com/VcBORYbGdj
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Replying to @HPluckrose
this is the only way to shop, it's no fun if you aren't annoying the women who know what they are doing
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Replying to @Zacnaloen @HPluckrose
I'm with
@zacnaloen. 80% of texts I send to my wife are along the lines of, "Do you want the one in the red box or...?"2 replies 1 retweet 2 likes -
Replying to @KVeldman13 @HPluckrose
Mine are "I can't find anything you've asked for so I've bought loads of things that don't go together 2 make meals"
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Replying to @Zacnaloen @KVeldman13
And spent twice as much money on them. Yes, I'm familiar with this approach.
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Replying to @HPluckrose @KVeldman13
" Oh look lots of 3 for 2s" *proceeds to buy all items from non-matching deals*
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I am screencapping all of this so that when your (future?) partner murders you, I can give it to her defense team.
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