You can either organise Christmas efficiently or be a nice person. It falls upon me to delegate & on my minions to do as they're bloody told
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Obviously, it'd be great if this could get done painlessly but it can't & I will crush all insurrections ruthlessly.
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I'm almost tempted to betray my gender egalitarian principles & coin the term 'manshopping' for this phenomenon. Cup of tea. Death breaths.pic.twitter.com/VcBORYbGdj
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*deep breaths, obviously. That is not a freudian slip. I am not fantasizing abt homicide in a fully gendered sense. Nope, definitely not.
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