Perhaps we will put it under his rock when he goes to sleep & the Shed Fairy can have left a mouse in its place in the morning!pic.twitter.com/xfBIdob9Rt
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He's an ungrateful snake.Huge tank, many expensive things to hide in, climb on & bask under & he lives in one corner under a shoebox lid.
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No! He's still a sweetie. Just likely to get a little tense & hiss at random objects & everything. We can relate, surely?!
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Sure, but are you saying cats aren't sweet? Are you a... felinist!

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Yes. They are fluffy sadistic psychopaths with big eyes whilst snakes are scaly little sweethearts with tiny eyes & a bad rep.
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"please reconsider, human. we're cute and adorable"pic.twitter.com/mUxqFu9Ia6
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Bet it has mouse breath. (Yes so does my snake but that's not comparable because reasons)
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