My kids mock me within earshot, too. Face it, we're often proud of their wit & assertiveness. 
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I admit it. XD
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My kids recently bragged to a guest about a time when I weakly caved to their wishes - they were laughing so hard. Made me proud
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That might annoy me. It shouldn't, I know. However, affectionate mocking is fine!
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Yes it was affectionate & also notable because it was a rarity that they remembered as a story to tell. Good stuff.

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Why isn't child doing the cooking?
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I will teach the child to do the cooking. Then I will criticise it.
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I've had the lads cooking since they could measure. ;-)
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Now we're curious...did you burn it? (wonder)
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burn it out of spite :P
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