Congrats! how is your anniversary pressie doing? Is he a happy snake?
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He has eaten again & remains docile and curious and confident. Tries to go round shoulders now but still too little.
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If he does look at the knives in contemplation or make him a drink and say "Drink up dear" while keeping eye contact + grinning
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Hehe. After he got his life insurance, I had fun working out ways I cld kill him & make it look like an accident. True love.
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28 years married me. I could have killed my wife twice and I'd be out of jail by now.
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Then, you'll remind him that you still have that option?
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We all do, I'm coming up for my third term!
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But the wife is always thinking of way too do me in so she can get the life insurance.
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