Driving to work just now I realised I had a police car right up my arse. Must tell my son not to leave his toys lying around.
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Haha! Oops. Sorry!
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Its like a switch. You can turn from dry, sardonic humour to dad jokes just like that!
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It should be recognised as a medical condition!
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