If you Brits had loaned us @EricIdle we'd have kept him. @piersmorgan is all yours. We'll pay C.O.D. & you can keep the deposit.
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Absolutely not! You must keep
@piersmorgan for ever. We don't have room for his ego. -
Unfortunately we have a gross surplus of ego so we must export. 5 bob for Trump. 7 for Clinton. Takers?
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