Husband claims I woke him by poking him in the eyeballs &insisting I only wanted to stroke them. Seems this justifies calling me 'creepy AF'
But @ericwojo punched his wife in chest coz dreamed a zombie was attacking her! #DeflectAttention
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We are not sure it was a dream.
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It was a zombie?
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"It was a zombie?" Superfluous T
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It could have been a zombie and I protected my wife and when we woke it was gone.
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I see...
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They mostly come out at night. Mostly. (Will Helen catch this pop culture reference?)
@SlagOffTwits@Si_Copath@AussiePhinatic
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Christ! Seems there could be a gap in the market for double beds with restraints on one side.
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