I talked him into doing my dog-walk. Sore foot. Absolute downpour. Gonna lock self in loo when he returns or there'll be revenge-hugging
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I was revenge-hugged. He waited outside the door and got me when I stuck my head out. *Stomps off moodily for dry clothes*
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That's because he's a fascist/libtard/cuck/anti-semite/Islamophobe/hippy/complete fucking idiot/Trumptard/Hillbot/Berniebro.
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Your fluency in Twitese is impressive.
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Thank you. Years of practice.
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This is very true. And so sad.
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He saw someone say they hoped India and Pakistan wipe each other out in a nuclear war cos it'd give the UK back its IT jobs.
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Tell your husband that there's at least 7 good people on Twitter.
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