Guns don't kill people. Tea kills people.
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No, Michael. Go and stand in the corner.
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Do you put tea or cream in the cup first? Answer carefully
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When pouring from the teapot, yes. When using a teabag, of course not.
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He probably called it a "cuppa". I'm pretty sure it's legal to shoot people who say "cuppa". If I'm wrong then it should be.
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Would you like to get a cuppa with me after this tweet?
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Two Shay. Touché
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I bet he put the milk in first.
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Which is the correct way. Milk first, then you pour in the tea, then you don’t have to dirty a teaspoon to stir it.
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Anybody know a metaphor for this where people are saying intentionally provocative things?
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He must’ve put the milk in first
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Innacurate headline. This story is about a furniture related shooting. The type of beverage is irrelevant. More anti-tea fake news. Move along.
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It all seems more about the purpose of coasters or saucers, really.
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People don't kill people. Tea does. With whatever means necessary!!
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Well, I can sympathize as I'm from the black country, we always get told we "get the purpose of tea wrong." We refer to our dinner as tea (and our lunch as dinner.) This could be a broader north/south divide but as a bonus annoyance, we also pronounce it as "tay"
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As a Brummie we get the the same complaints, but the important question is it a cob, a bap or a roll lol
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Haha, I'm a bit of a heretic when it comes to that question because I say bap, everyone here says cob
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We did sorta start a revolution over it.
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We are a tad touchy here in
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