I feel that by posting pictures of my cooking, I provide a valuable service. It gives Twitter users a target upon which to unleash their outrage and disgust without having to call anybody a fascist or a libtard.
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I'm a non-british Brit (born in Scotland, raised in Germany), therefore Ican insult your food and disown you at about the same rate equally. Thus, in light of this abomination, please refer to yourself as 'welsh' in the future as your english citizenship is hereby revoked.
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Hey, you can't say that! The Welsh don't even have food.
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Please! Add a note to clarify that his is NOT British cuisine. You're just weird!
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Maybe her new plan is to get disgusting "hoax british cuisine" into peer-reviewed cookbooks

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Well, in that case, I shall have to join those loons who oppose her!
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We're all confused by British food.
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I have no issues with that. Sometimes I just throw some baked beans and a tin of tuna in a bowl together. While they are in the microwave I make some smash & add a big dollop of horseradish to that. Then mix it all together. It's basically a lower middle class gruel.
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British cuisine is bizarre yet there's artistry to it. I thought black pudding was a type of dessert until I read what it's really made off.
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Is that people food or dog food?
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I think we reside in the wrong part of twitter as far food pics go, Flabber.
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You’re right. It’s pretty offensive. But it’s my fault with the TL I’ve cultivated.
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The coffee at Heathrow was not bad; it was insidious. It was so awful, I began to think "I must be mistaken. NOTHING could taste that bad," and I took another sip. How's that?
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Tomorrow try a Spanish omelette like this one.https://twitter.com/Omshadiddle/status/1053468366663385089?s=19 …
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Looks like someone vomited into a bowl, an on top of a potato.
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This is a crime against humanity. Deportation when?
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... too many beans

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I thought a compromise was reached where you would at least put quotation marks when referring to British “food”?
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