"If Elsa tells you some weird man was trying to talk to her at school yesterday, don't be alarmed. It was just [my husband]. He had his black work uniform on, incl. stocking cap. He said her teacher looked worried. I told him he's lucky no one called the cops." 
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"Looking Forward!!!"
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You’re gonna like the stadium. See you soon.
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It is unconstitutional: no head of power +breaches separation of powers.
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"Yes." Perfect!
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"Drop the dick, it's time!" So I guess I'm Hillary Clinton.
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"So I see"
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"Sure! Where would you like to meet?"
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Mine is “Yep.”
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