Ok...I'm stealing the microwave one. 
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It's all in the tone. ^_^
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Yep. Agreed. And it depends on who says it. Some people are sincere.
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Ha! Yes ma’am I am a southerner. And although I am familiar with various meanings of the expression, I mean the phrase with sincerity and affection for your new found liking of coffee. Maybe the world would get along better if everyone conversed over a cup now and then.
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“Bless your heart” has to have the whole phrase. “Bless you” is more of a general thankfulness that you exist, IMO...
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Its funny you mention this now!
2 Chainz has just opened the first hip-hop haunted
'trap house' in Atlanta for #Halloween

... and here at their opening party, you can see the popular banners the rude Footie Mob (Atlanta soccer fans) use to taunt their yankee opponents:pic.twitter.com/EEADl84FE9
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Bless you is usually safe. Bless your heart is an insult 99% of the time.
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Southern lady here. It depends on the context but here on twotter it usually means , 'aww go fuck yourself' My sisters are pretty bitchy but they refuse to curse, bless their hearts. See
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"You poor sap" is only one meaning of "bless your heart." There are many positive ones too.
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It could be genuine, pity, or “fuck you.” Context is key Helen
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Actually, it can have two meanings. Context and tone are everything
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You can generally tell by the tone whether they mean "Bless you" or "Bless you... and the horse you rode in on."
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Depends on tone of voice.
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Lol
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Are you a southerner?
"Bless you" sounds lovely but I have now been informed by a native what it actually means when a southerner says "Bless you" or "Bless your heart." 