It must make you feel all warm inside to the tips of your white stilletos.
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In my defence, all my knowledge of Essex and Essex girls came from this documentary series.pic.twitter.com/9BX5UCbXoO
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Yes, but they are Americans. You have a very nice voice nonetheless.

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No No she doesn't.
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Lotak, you are so loathsome

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I am not. It's objectively true that Helen's accent is awful. It's on par with the Scouse accent.
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They say that Tolkien based the Orcish language on the Essex accent. Or maybe it was the other way around.

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Mayhem Tolkein based the Orcs on Scots?
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It's basically the result of a lifetime of conditioning among Americans to associate a British accent with being well educated and sophisticated. A trip to the actual UK is all that's required to dispel that notion.
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Is this an Essex accent? In any case, lovely indeed.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vuNyzEa0gU8 …
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I am from Essex (a few miles from Billericay). It's an almost passable imitation of an Essex accent, nearly, maybe, but, nah, it's not authentic, not quite right. Billy Bragg is the real deal (for the bits of Essex immediately adjacent to/incorporated into London).
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* googles mellifluous *
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Don’t trust us Americans to have regional geographic knowledge.
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It's very light for an Essex accent tbf
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You do have a very gentle and pleasant tone to your voice.
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All British accents sound equally fancy to us
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Freshen yo drank guvnah?!
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I'm from the Midlands and Americans think I sound "euradite and intelligent"

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