This time fourteen years ago, I was in labour. Unless the child starts being a lot more appreciative of me, I'm going to tell her all about it. Again.
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Huh, typical. She has put headphones on and turned the sound up loud before I got to more than 1 cm dilated. I got the breaking of the waters in tho.
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My wife is any expert in well done food,.
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At least your wife doesn't treat you like a god with burnt offerings...
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Did you see the pizza picture?
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This might be considered a burnt offering.https://twitter.com/pluckrose_david/status/976878736539897857?s=21 …
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I once served dinner only to have my seven year old wail, "AUUUGH! WHY DO I EVEN HAVE TO LIVE IN THIS WORLD?!?"
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More like a a chainsaw.
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Watch out. You might be getting your next meal on your lap.
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Be thankful that you're not married to an engineer. My uncle once produced an entire paper on alternative uses for his sister-in-law's mince pies, including armour-piercing shot, anchors for battleships etc...
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Maybe you should let 'em fend for a few days. After a week of Hot Pockets and toaster strudel, they should want some real food. Of course, this could backfire...
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Wanna try some new recipes to mess with them?
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Is the implication here that the food is actually good, but unappreciated? Maybe watch some Gordon Ramsay and rethink your approach.
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Just stop cooking food for a week and see what their response is.
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