Oh crap. My turtle is both hyperactive and not eating. This very likely means she is getting ready to lay eggs, even tho she must have noticed the absence of male turtles in the house.
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I know you have PMS, Ethel, but could you please try to be a little more reasonable? Screw you.pic.twitter.com/QAJotbUytV
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To be fair, she can't help ovulating. She's in good health and the season has arrived. I just wish she had the brain power to know that they won't be fertilised so it doesn't matter where she lays them. I think she does kind of know this or she wouldn't eat them.
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That took a turn I was not expecting, Helen.pic.twitter.com/LYRdPvkD7E
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She is a pain in the arse.
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*sigh* Women. smh
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I do love canibalism in the morning.
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