Then she'll reject every nesting option we provide, get increasingly frantic to find the perfect spot for her eggs, finally lay them, then eat them.
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I know you have PMS, Ethel, but could you please try to be a little more reasonable? Screw you.pic.twitter.com/QAJotbUytV
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To be fair, she can't help ovulating. She's in good health and the season has arrived. I just wish she had the brain power to know that they won't be fertilised so it doesn't matter where she lays them. I think she does kind of know this or she wouldn't eat them.
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Turtle-feelings don't care about your facts ;)
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