Tell her not to worry. There are really only so many ways to utilize Greece/grease puns. He’ll exhaust them soon.
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She'll appreciate the dad jokes when she's 30. She'll miss the dad jokes when she's 50. She'll be telling the dad jokes when she's 70.
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Dad jokes ftw
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Don't worry, some time in a new place will Greece the wheels of that relationship. The kid will also come back feeling closer to you after gaining insight on the Helen-istic societies of the past, specially if you were Parthenon good terms. Ok I'm done.
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My kids love the anti jokes. They are shockingly bad.
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Jokes from dad or jokes about dad? Guessing the former. I hope things are going well for you and they weren't just fleeing to Greece to escape Mom's cooking. Surely not
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I'm very good at dad jokes.
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Huh. You married my spiritual twin
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Holidays put him in a very good mood and this can be painful for all concerned.