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@HPSarcastic

Nurse. Sarcastic. Bacon. Bit sweary. Grumpy. Tea, milk no sugar, I'm sweet enough already thank you.

Oxford, UK
Vrijeme pridruživanja: srpanj 2019.

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  1. I know 1984 analogies are overdone but Hearing people celebrating the press exclusion by No10 because they think the journalists are biased. Are they asking to go on Facebook on their telescreens to be told what to think by the cult-of-personality cemented leader of the Party?

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  2. For all you Brexiters concerned about EU salaries. This is Lee Cain, No 10 Director of Communications. Salary: £140,000 per year from the taxpayer. Previous experience: as journalist at the Daily Mirror he used to dress up in a chicken suit and follow David Cameron around.

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  3. On a hospital ward. Four beds. Two remainers. Two leavers. All of us taking the mick out of Brexit 😅 "I don't feel much more independent since Friday." "Nah, but you're stuck in a hospital bed. I don't feel much more sovereign either though." Good to be British sometimes.🤣

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  4. Johnson says UK trade policy will be based on science, not mumbo jumbo. Johnson says Americans are fat/"well nourished", and so their food must be good. I can see these negotiations going well already.

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  5. Poor bloke, who forgot to tell him about pubs and clubs?

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  6. UK shocked EU sides with member state over . Hopes they will not follow through this belligerent attitude and prioritise member states in upcoming trade talks.

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  7. Brexiters have some bizarre "Dig for Victory" belief that all the food we eat could be grown on an allotment if we just tried a bit harder.

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  8. Raab tells that we're entering EU negotiations with a "spirit of goodwill". No Raab. We're entering as supplicants, desperate for goodwill from the EU side. As it is, we might end up just needing the spirits by the end if the year. Dutch courage on both sides.

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  9. No-one cares that are pushed to the margins of these dangerous roads every day. Impossible an almost identical form of transport could work. No, stay in your car, which are totally safe for pedestrians. Urban air quality really isn't an issue.

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  10. Interesting point that we MUST push back against Cummings "peoples Brexit/govt" message. This is a Tory Brexit. We need to provide some non-judgemental space for those who swallowed the "will of the people" line to step back. That "mandate" is dead.

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  11. Hahaha, Boris has learnt his lesson from Theresa May by effectively making his red lines do vague as to be meaningless and impossible to hold him too. How the fawning interpret them as a hardline approach is anyone's guess.

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  12. Today has been amusing if only to see the dawning realisation on some Brexiters pallid mugs that if they thought the EU negotiated hard when we were in it, just wait now we're out. We're up against the best in the world with a non-EU power limited talent vacuum govt.

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  13. I share that story as I had £10,000s of top quality medical care without needing to stop for one second to worry about the cost. I didnt need to hesitate about going to hospital. Treasure the , because of all the things we pay taxes for, its priceless when you need it.

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  14. Now: On IV antibiotics, being kept in until they have the results back even though they seem to be working. Nice private room. Seen by the physio every day. Feel better then I've felt since November.

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  15. Thurs 9am: Pneumonia now confirmed. Will need surgery to aspirate. Thurs 3.30pm: into theatre, out like a light. Thurs 6.30pm: Came to feeling immediately better. Surgeon has sent off samples of fluid & biopsies for testing.

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  16. Wed 12pm: Xray and ultrasound guided aspirations. Wed 4pm: Lab results back, nothing of concern but will keep in as a precaution as unable to determine cause. Thurs 7am: Almost totally unresponsive. Quickly struggle to breath. Hooked up to IV fluids and meds. More scans.

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  17. Miracle of the Wed 9am: Call for a GP appointment for a cough I couldn't get rid of following a knee infection. Wed 9.50am: Seen by GP. Given antibiotics (free) and sent to hospital for review. Wed 11am: Seen by registrar who immediately books a bed & further tests.

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  18. Second pro tip: if you cant grasp the first, think how angry you'd be if people burnt the union flag or cross of St George. If your response is "the EU flag isn't a flag", " I don't respect it", I dont much care for any UK flag but I'm not too stupid to realise others do care.

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  19. Cue outrage that once you leave a club, the remaining members prioritise their own interests. Think this is tough, wait for the US demands now we've thrown the kill switch.

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  20. We may no longer have Spanish tomatoes but we'll keep our European links. Plenty of delicious seasonal Swede for everyone! 🇸🇪

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