Claiming you're a genius is a sure-fire way to prove you are not.
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Some of y'all have never been pistol whipped, and it shows...
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See also: Nobel Laureates, clueless.
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Boy has never been pistol whipped.. and it shows.
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do you know that "mensa" in italian means "mess", as in dining table?
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I mean, does anyone remember that Andrew Johnson got impeached? Does anyone remember that Bill Clinton got impeached for lying about a blowjob during a completely unrelated investigation? Yes. Both were impeached. Neither was convicted. And everyone remembers Nixon...
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Very, very few Mensa members put that in their bio. He’s about as likely to be a member of Mensa as he is to be a coffee table, or a small pug.
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If saying you were made it true, I’d have ‘Nobel laureate’ in my Twitter bio.
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