The reason you get more attention when from chicks when you wear red is - you look like a nice ripe apple. Think, the garden of Eden, tempt her into your web of sin. The brighter the red, the better. Everything is esoteric.
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A lotta things are red. We don't know what kind of fruit was in the garden. I like to think it's a banana or a plum or something. It's fucking hilarious to imagine, Adam and Eve chimping out over a fucking nanner. Maybe it was a pomegranate. That makes the most sense to me.
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