When you get to 15k followers people start treating you like a famous person, like a celebrity, like you're more myth than man. They look up to you, they worship you, they build shrines to you and ask you to have sex with them or their girlfriend or wife. I'm just a normal guy.
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100% man. The plebs should realize that beneath these humongous accounts filled with superior intellect, witty charm, extravagant lifestyle and dashing sexiness, There's just a regular Joe, just like them
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It's not easy to drink champagne each night on our private jets that are filled with horny model girls, but somebody has to make the sacrifice
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