My friend Juan in Brazil coming home to his Wife and a home cooked meal "Get those panties off" My Friend John in the UK coming home to a ready meal he has to microwave himself "Susan can we please have sex tonight? or am I still in the dog house for forgetting kitchen roll?"
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