Hannah

@HFAlberstadt

Philadelphian, law school grad but not a lawyer, editor, feminist, veg, cat lady, etc.

Joined August 2011
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  1. 14 hours ago

    All I want in life right now is to play Pokemon Go, but I can't download it on my old, stupid phone.

    2 likes
  2. 18 hours ago

    I was both, but I have terrible allergies. 😭

    Thumb Suckers and Nail Biters May Develop Fewer Allergies
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  3. Jul 9

    Assembled a bookcase by myself today. I have no use for anymore.

    5 likes
  4. Jul 7

    Ben just suggested we watch 72 Cutest Animals on Netflix, and I've never loved him more.

    1 retweet 4 likes
  5. Jul 7

    Like, I just listened to it four times in a row.

  6. Jul 7

    I hate that I love "Pillowtalk" so much.

  7. Jul 7

    Everyone in Philly today.

  8. Jul 7

    Something I forgot to mentioned in my last article. Be aware of Ferrule Cats in your shop!

    1 retweet 6 likes
  9. Jul 6

    1) In the interest of time, would ye noble patriots please provide a list of infractions punishable by spontaneous public execution? Thanks!

    31,904 retweets 37,973 likes
  10. Jul 6

    Yes, they said. Moving to Philadelphia at the beginning of July is a great idea, they said.

    1 retweet 1 like
  11. Jul 6

    "Sleepy Eyes" is def my favorite Trump nickname.

    Sleepy eyes Chuck Todd, a man with so little touch for politics, is at it again.He could not have watched my standing ovation speech in N.C.
    2 likes
  12. Jul 6

    No words for how painful this is. Just gutting.

    1:13
    Video: Son of breaks down in tears as family speaks out about Baton Rouge shooting
    92 retweets 151 likes
  13. Jul 6

    I love you, Philly, but why is it so damn hot here?

    1 like
  14. Jul 6

    🙌 🙌 🙌

    All of my prayers have been answered.
  15. Jul 5

    Devil’s advocate tho: Consider a strategically-placed second dick that would allow you to go fuck yourself?

    Adding Kevin Durant to a Warriors team that already had Curry + Thompson is like giving Kate Upton a 3rd breast. Nothing appealing about it.
    1,055 retweets 3,475 likes
  16. Jul 5

    I never thought would make me cry, but shit...

  17. Jul 4

    I get to hang out with tonight! 😍

    1 like
  18. Jun 30

    when you play me, you play yourself /don't play yourself

    11,358 retweets 10,565 likes
  19. Jun 30

    OMGYESHOLYSHIT!!!

    Adnan Syed, Subject Of 'Serial' Podcast, Will Get A New Trial
  20. Jun 29

    Barack can u handle this? Justin can u handle this? Enrique can u handle this? I don't think they can handle this!

    32,022 retweets 45,041 likes

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