Woke up this morning with pretty severely infected tonsils
Camille: “oh I’ve been wondering why your breath smelled like death the past 3 days”
THANKS FOR TELLING ME IVE BEEN MAKING PEOPLE SUFFER 3 DAYS IN 

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look right its hard to get money for water when you spend it all on booze
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that’s why I shower in booze and then drink the shower water
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