Guy Portman

@GuyPortman

Writer, cynical social observer & sardonic humorist with introverted tendencies. If you like dark humorous crime, you'll love Golgotha (FREE - Click link below)

West Sussex, England
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Joined December 2011
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Feb 10

    This is the front cover for my latest book - Mangetout (March 11th)

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  2. 15 hours ago

    Looks like a cosy spot.

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  3. 19 hours ago

    Mangetout (Release Date: March 11th) Trouble has a habit of finding some people.

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  4. 21 hours ago

    12 Laugh Out Loud One Star Book Reviews

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  5. Mar 5

    Click on the link to claim your FREE copy. Golgotha is nothing short of dark comedy genius” — DLS Reviews

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  6. Mar 5

    Transgressive Fiction: A History

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  7. Mar 4

    Snack time.

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  8. Mar 4

    Mangetout (Release Date: A Week Today) Sharp, shocking and suspenseful stories.

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  9. Mar 3

    6 Great Satires From The Last 6 Decades. How many have you read?

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  10. Mar 3

    12 Hilarious One Star Book Reviews

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  11. Mar 3

    Lockdown fun.

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  12. Mar 3

    Love this stuff.

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  13. Mar 3

    Going on a run. Wish me luck.

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  14. Mar 3

    Haagen-Dazs Belgian Chocolate? ... Go on, then.

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  15. Mar 3

    Sharp, shocking and suspenseful stories. (Coming Soon: Mar. 11)

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  16. Mar 2

    Bon appetit.

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  17. Mar 2

    It’s beer o’clock.

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  18. Mar 2

    These mega packs are designed for sharing, but fortunately I’m alone.

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  19. Mar 1

    A person who reads 50 Shades of Grey has no advantage over one who can’t read. – Guy Portman

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  20. Mar 1

    6 Darkly Humorous Reading Recommendations For You

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  21. Feb 28

    What an afternoon.

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