AUTHOR In Your MFA

@GuyInYourMFA

Two re-writes away from finishing the great American novel. Maybe about a 20-something in Brooklyn? Repped by

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    21 Sep 2019

    Don't listen to all of those people who say MFA students never get their books published. In case you haven't heard, I am graduating from my MFA program and (of course) my thesis is becoming a book. Order now, before it's cool:

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    this is some REAL galaxy brain level thinking

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    Hey high school sophomores, here’s the summary of The Great Gatsby from ‘The White Man’s Guide to White Male Writers of the Western Canon.’ Now you don’t have to read it. You’re welcome!

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  4. 6 Nov 2019

    I will be 'asked me anything' (sp) over on "reddit" in 10 minutes.

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    It’s so much less fun to make fun of pretentious white dudes when all the wrong people are getting mad

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    6 Nov 2019

    Footnote shade is my favorite kind of shade.

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  7. 5 Nov 2019

    But obviously superhero movies are not movies.

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    5 Nov 2019

    This may well be the world's greatest footnote.

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  9. 5 Nov 2019

    Here is an excerpt, from the first page of my new book. It’s okay if you don’t understand it, I’m going for some really complex themes

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  10. 5 Nov 2019

    Looking forward to prefacing every critique I give in workshop from now on with, "As the author of a published book..."

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  12. 5 Nov 2019

    Yes I am available for interviews.

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  13. 5 Nov 2019

    My book Is released today. I will be celebrating with a glass of Jameson at George Plimpton's grave.

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  14. 4 Nov 2019

    The only reason she hasn't asked you out yet is because she's so intimidated by your intellect.

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  15. 4 Nov 2019

    Yes, it's true. I wrote a book. You can buy it tomorrow, online or at your local indie bookstore. You know the cute girl who works at the counter? she definitely clocks all of the books you buy and she's INCREDIBLY impressed with you.

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  17. 1 Nov 2019

    I AM GOING TO TAKE THIS TWEET EXTREMELY SERIOUSLY! HOW DARE SHE SAY WE SHOULD MURDER ALL WHITE MEN IN THE STREET AND DIG UP FAULKNER TO PISS ON HIS CORPSE!!!!!!!!

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    28 Oct 2019

    Ooh, look what I have! I have an MFA but I can't wait to get some writing advice from because I'm sure it's better. *This cat does not have an MFA.

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    30 Oct 2019
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