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  1. Pinned Tweet
    20 Dec 2017

    A lot of grim news today, so please enjoy this video of my daughter’s first school recital. She’s a magnificent weirdo, and I’m very proud of her.

    18 replies 12 retweets 298 likes
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  2. 3 hours ago

    Everyone’s goofing on Junior for claiming he has a big dick, but I think it’s sweet that he takes showers with his dad.

    2 replies 2 retweets 51 likes
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  3. Mar 25

    This is targeted harassment against a kid and I invite everyone to report it as such to Twitter. Also no one in Hollywood has a secretary, you pathetic old dinosaur.

    Hollywood Agent's Office: SECRETARY: "Central Casting called. They're looking for a Damien, Children of the Corn, Hitler Youth-type to cast in a flick about an Orwellian future where fear and emotionalism is used to subjugate a free people." AGENT: "Nailed it!"
    93 replies 229 retweets 1,226 likes
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  4. Mar 13

    We lost zero Stephen Hawkings in eight years under Obama.

    8 replies 174 retweets 1,579 likes
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  5. Feb 19

    The only lie more obvious than Trump being religious is that he’s read a book.

    “The Faith of Donald Trump,” a book just out by David Brody and Scott Lamb, is a very interesting read. Enjoy!
    13 replies 114 retweets 829 likes
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  6. Jan 28

    After all these years, Jay-Z finally has a bitch problem.

    Somebody please inform Jay-Z that because of my policies, Black Unemployment has just been reported to be at the LOWEST RATE EVER RECORDED!
    115 replies 4,933 retweets 19,061 likes
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  7. Jan 18

    A quick check in with Mexico, and... nope still not paying for it.

    28 replies 416 retweets 1,008 likes
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  8. 22 Dec 2017

    Trump is doing a poll comparing Trump’s first year to Obama’s. See if you can spot the inconsistency.

    39 replies 503 retweets 1,929 likes
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  9. 12 Dec 2017

    Donald Trump is so unpopular he couldn’t even get a racist elected in Alabama.

    4 replies 152 retweets 765 likes
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  10. 18 Nov 2017

    Look, this is obviously ugly as sin. But let's not overlook the fact that it's clearly the kitchen island, and not a fucking table.

    Have no idea how to decorate your Thanksgiving table? Problem solved:
    61 replies 256 retweets 2,699 likes
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  11. 15 Nov 2017

    “I don’t care how much you offer, I’ll never touch you with my bare skin.”

    24 replies 132 retweets 906 likes
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  12. 13 Nov 2017

    "For years I have been calling all vampires 'draculas', but that is wrong, Dracula refers to a specific vampire who lives in Pennsylvania and is allergic to onions."

    I will be making a major statement from the upon my return to D.C. Time and date to be set.
    7 replies 93 retweets 790 likes
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  13. 8 Nov 2017

    This could be the end of Steven Seagal’s career.

    Portia de Rossi claims Steven Seagal 'unzipped his leather pants' during audition
    45 replies 58 retweets 773 likes
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  14. 7 Nov 2017

    The Gettysburg Address was famously short. You couldn’t have picked a dumber example, you monumental moron.

    . how about a compromise... you give everybody ONE 280 character a day? 140 was an art form, 280 is everyone’s chance to write their Gettysburg Address that no one wants to actually read.
    37 replies 763 retweets 5,554 likes
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  15. 2 Nov 2017

    I fear I’ve offended the sensibilities of legendary tough man, James Woods.

    22 replies 15 retweets 414 likes
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  16. 1 Nov 2017

    Junior woke up today with an unquenchable desire to have 10,000 people tweet back at him about how his father is also a Hollywood rapist.

    Why don’t we simplify this greatly and publish a list of those in Hollywood who aren’t creeps??? Apparently a much smaller group.
    17 replies 317 retweets 1,863 likes
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  17. 31 Oct 2017

    If the kid is dying from a curable disease and those reese's pieces can save him, then it will be the first good lesson you've taught her.

    I’m going to take half of Chloe’s candy tonight & give it to some kid who sat at home. It’s never to early to teach her about socialism.
    20 replies 202 retweets 1,404 likes
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  18. 24 Oct 2017

    Jeff Flake is a senator and can do a number of things to actually rein in our dangerous president. None of those things are giving a speech.

    16 replies 257 retweets 1,650 likes
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  19. 20 Oct 2017

    She's dressed almost exactly the same as you.

    . calling Frederica Wilson “whacky” is putting it mildly. The woman is a buffoon. Look at her.
    30 replies 400 retweets 3,310 likes
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  20. 18 Oct 2017

    This is an image from the Rio Olympics.

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    16 replies 203 retweets 1,158 likes
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