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Writer/Photographer/Editor/New Yorker your/you're

New York, NY
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    5 Jun 2014

    If life gives you lemons then that's weird.

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  2. 4 hours ago

    I miss when Melanie was missing.

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  3. 6 hours ago

    Particular thanks to who exhumed it from a shallow gravel in the recent past and offered it another life.

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  4. 6 hours ago

    Gratitude to the good people over at Medium for currently featuring my piece on their homepage.

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  5. 6 hours ago

    Every indicted guy says they will "mount a vigorous defense" and it sounds super gross to me every time.

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  6. 10 hours ago

    Judges RULE.

    The judge ordered the government to turn the plane around and bring the asylum-seeking mother and child back to the US. He said that if the situation wasn't fixed he would consider contempt proceedings — starting with the attorney general.
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  7. 11 hours ago

    Bye Selficia.

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  8. 14 hours ago

    Hi there if you put a Nazi salute gif in your reply I'm a gonna mute you with the quickness on account of I DON'T ENJOY NAZI SALUTES. Thanks so much!

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  9. 15 hours ago

    I'm skipping ahead to the dating verb: "That guy is the worst. He totally Space Forced."

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  10. 16 hours ago

    When someone gives you a Nazi salute the first time, believe them.

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    17 hours ago

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    Some who read this will say I'm writing off millions of kind Americans as being hateful monsters. No. It's scarier. When Nazis aren't in power, being a Nazi requires being a hateful monster, perhaps. When they are in power, it just takes listening and nodding as they speak.
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  12. Aug 8

    Every hour of every day has been insane for more than two years straight. There will never be a way to explain it to anyone who isn't currently alive.

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  13. Aug 8

    maybe the saddest like in human history.

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  14. Aug 8

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  15. Aug 8

    23 hours later Homeboy still high af.

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  16. Aug 8

    Among the cases heard in the Court have been claims arising from the sinking of the Titanic & the Lusitania, the espionage cases of Julius & Ethel Rosenberg and Alger Hiss, the government's challenges to the publication of James Joyce's Ulysses, and the NYT's Pentagon Papers.

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  17. Aug 8

    "It was the first court to sit under the new United States Constitution, preceding the United States Supreme Court by a few months. The District and its successor, the Southern District of New York, have sat continuously in New York, NY, since 1789."

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  18. Aug 8

    "The District of New York held its first session on the first Tuesday of November 1789 at the Old Royal Exchange in lower Manhattan presided over by Judge James Duane, who was appointed by President Washington."

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  19. Aug 8

    The Southern District of NY is the shit.

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  20. Aug 7

    We are the ones we’ve been waiting for.

    If you're still awake, there's more history likely being made tonight: with 85% of precincts reporting, Rashida Tlaib is leading in Michigan's 13th congressional district. If that holds, she'd be the first Muslim woman ever elected to Congress
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  21. Aug 7

    It’s another election night in America which begs the age-old question: Where does Steve Kornacki get his blow?

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