GrumpySkeletor

@GrumpySkeletor

Parody. Not affiliated in any way with Masters of The Universe, Mattel or Filmation.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: ožujak 2014.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    2. velj

    Donate a coffee this month and I'll send you or a loved one a personalised GrumpySkeletor Valentines poem on the 14th! ❤️ Or a birthday poem if you let me know the date 💀👍

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  2. I wish I was in Star Wars*. Darth Vader doesn’t have to put up with this shit. *Not The Rise of Skywalker - that was fucking awful.

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  3. 2. velj

    I AM NOT THE BAD GUY

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  4. 1. velj

    Reasonably certain that somebody that’s into Spurs, boxing and horse racing with a Hulk Hogan avi isn’t going to look like Brad Pitt either.

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  5. 1. velj

    I hope someone buys you a dictionary.

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  6. 1. velj

    I hope you all have a miserable weekend, you bunch of pricks.

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  7. 29. sij

    That moment when you hold a brainstorming session and you realise there's not a single fucking brain cell in the room.

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  8. 28. sij
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  9. 27. sij

    Just asked Trap Jaw if he'd had a good weekend and when he started to reply I told him I was only joking - I couldn't give a shit.

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  10. 25. sij

    If you can, try and take a few minutes today to do something just for you. Read a book, listen to music, paint a picture, go for a walk, throw dogshit at He-Man. Be kind to yourself.

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  11. 24. sij

    That awkward moment when your mum walks in on you knocking one out and you have to quickly stuff it up your t-shirt.

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  12. 24. sij
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  13. 22. sij

    I never quite know what the fuck to do with my arms when I'm having my photo taken.

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  14. 19. sij

    It’s “Skeletor”, you knobhead. How’s that for naughty?

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  15. 18. sij

    Evil-Lyn and I are watching 'The Masked Singer' and I'm trying to work out if it’s absolutely genius or if it’s the shittest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life.

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  16. 17. sij

    Not sure how your day went but I spent the majority of mine hiding behind a rock firing lightning bolts at He-Man like a motherfucking boss.

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  17. 15. sij

    There's not a great deal to do here on Eternia so Orko spends his days getting completely off his mash on ketamine.

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  18. 14. sij
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  19. 13. sij

    Not sure how your Monday is going but I've started mine by being thrown into a fucking moat by this massive arsehole.

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  20. 9. sij

    Had to just interrupt Evil-Lyn from telling me her thoughts on Prince Harry and Meghan Markle’s decision to step back as senior royals as I couldn't give a solitary flying fuck

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