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Sam Burnstein Retweeted
"The officer said he would need to speak to the girl without the dog so my wife told the dog to go sit on the other side of the room. He did. About a minute later, my daughter starts having another fit and the dog rushes over to do what he was trained to do."
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this person, 500 years ago: books do *not* get enough shit for their outsize role in spreading conspiracy and extremismhttps://twitter.com/chick_in_kiev/status/1024745114911076357 …
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Whelp, guess the Onion won't be directing GotG3.https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1025034252067528704 …
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This would be extremely destructive and short-sighted. Vaping is a *much* safer alternative to smoking and anything that raises the cost of it will keep more people on cigarettes. Perverse to raise money for the NHS by giving more people cancer.https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/6919582/britains-2-9million-vapers-could-be-hit-with-sin-tax-to-help-raise-40million-for-the-nhs/ …
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At any job, look for the guy who never seems to work hard, but always gets his shit done. Clever and lazy is just an honest assessment of where efficiency comes from.https://twitter.com/G130J/status/1024815059661348864 …
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I'm not even going to try to put this in context. Punisher MAX Presents: Barracuda #4, 2007.pic.twitter.com/aU36P29hLL
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Helping adults learn to not call the police with an image commonly used for kindergartners is incredibly my brandpic.twitter.com/9mAXWT4Sce
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They pulled Nick Fury out of bed with three hookers for this. Punisher MAX #18, 2005.pic.twitter.com/bH3JuiRfIe
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Golly ... its almost as if the media is full of shit? Especially when the anti-slapp motion has this on it, which no-fucking-body in the media seems to have read?pic.twitter.com/3G2ObNn9MO
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i'm starting to see these posted around the station . guys. guys ??pic.twitter.com/uh1BpMT2y4
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Statisticians continuing to use Pornographic Obscenity “Bayesian Statistics” marked as Enemy of the People
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Christopher Priest is a top-5 all-time comics writer but (1) Commissioner Gordon would never see a FISA warrant, which would (2) never come over “the wire,” (3) never come from anything but the FISA Court & (4) I would eagerly be a consultant for any interested comics companypic.twitter.com/fn1EHfZFuc
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The absolute idiocy of these people cannot be overstated.pic.twitter.com/AoCh6xOF3k
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25-year old man convicted and sentenced to 15 years in prison because a locksmith he stiffed ran over two children chasing him down. The locksmith got 10. Prosecutors simply can't be trusted with the discretion they're given. https://www.ajc.com/news/crime--law/supporters-pack-courtroom-for-convicted-killer-seeking-new-trial-cobb-county/lqRJdpRKwKa4mp5inAS98J/ …
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In Ennis's Punisher MAX, assuming Frank was born within a couple years of his wife (1948), he's about the same age as my dad. Weirds me out.
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Scientists build a robotic mistake.https://twitter.com/TheAcademy/status/1024339452397727744 …
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