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Lando Vannata
@GroovyLando
Born March 14, 1992Joined December 2010
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Nothing but respect. Thank you
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When I was 13 was my favorite fighter. I watched all of his Pride fights. Excited for his final curtain!
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Smooth striking; good feints, nice lateral movement, doesn’t overextend himself. Brunno Ferreira’s striking is nice. Beautiful KO man.
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Verbally accepted. 🫡
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What must ultimately motivate you is the work itself and the process. Public attention is actually a nuisance and a distraction.
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Umar’s KO was beautiful, but his care for Raoni immediately after the hammer fist was even better. 🫡
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Boarding is more fun when you earn the runs.
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Every month I stop a homeless encampment from setting up in my neighborhood. A few times a year I stop someone from breaking into my cars & neighbors houses. For the last 3 years Ive parked the same way in my driveway. Today I got a ticket for parking in my driveway.
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Help me settle a debate.
- Toasted PB&J37.9%
- Untoasted PB&J62.1%
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Nobody who Call themselves an Alpha is actually an alpha. Nobody who runs around calling people betas is an alpha. Nobody who turns to another man to validate their own negative feelings is an Alpha. Just admit you never got over what hurt you. I said what I said. Y'all weird Fr
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Former UFC fighter and Flyweight title challenger John Dodson looked awesome in his Rizin debut as he knocked Hideo Tokoro out cold. What a finish!
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I tend to lean slightly right politically, but it’s nice to be reminded how many dumb people are on both sides of the spectrum 🥴
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Twitters fun. People are dumb.
- Twitters fun.14.6%
- People are dumb.28.7%
- Yes.56.7%
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When I take the side of I’m a dumb Trump loving republican. When I defend from people making fun of pictures she takes I’m a leftist with no logic.
Maybe I’m just a moderate guy with common sense & no tribal mentality like most people in the real world.
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I’ll jump out of planes, race motorcycles, and fight in cages, but fuck this. twitter.com/weirdterrifyin
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1. THREAD:
THE TWITTER FILES: HOW TWITTER RIGGED THE COVID DEBATE
– By censoring info that was true but inconvenient to U.S. govt. policy
– By discrediting doctors and other experts who disagreed
– By suppressing ordinary users, including some sharing the CDC’s *own data*
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What do you prefer?
- Blogs18.7%
- Vlogs81.3%
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the correct side of the culture war is always the side that can make fun of itself
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Just watched Die Hard for the first time. It’s in my top three Christmas movies now.
• The Santa Clause
• A Wonderful Life
• Die Hard
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Merry Christmas fam
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But also don’t fuck with my people.
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Lol. They make me sound cooler than I am.
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11/12: matching his description. The scumbag proceeded to beat up a man riding his bike before fleeing into the woods. I don’t know if the cops caught him when they went looking, but my my eyes will be peeled. If you want this shit to constantly happen in your city too, #voteblue
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10/12: Thankfully they were able to physically push the worm back into the yard and lock him out. Then, he has the audacity to come check my car doors before attempting to break into the house across the street. He flees into a nearby shopping center where the police get a report
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9/12: I’m only a few sentences into telling them the story when the original officers walk back over and interject. This little cockroach, they tell me, had broken into a neighbors house through the back door. A house with a husband, wife and two kids.
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8/12: Thirty minutes later they arrive and I head out to meet them. I explain to them the situation but to my surprise they’re here on another call a few houses down. They tell me to hang tight. Another half an hour passes before two more cops show up for our situation.
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7/12: Walking across the main road outside of our neighborhood in the middle of the cold night. “COME BACK HERE AGAIN AND IM GONNA FUCK YOU UP!” He starts walking back my way telling me to do it, pauses & continues leaving. At this point the cops are called, I’ll be up all night.
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6/12: I grab my flashlight and just in case, my gun. Ready. But let’s assess the situation first. I step onto my balcony and shine the light across, looking for movement, nothing still. I yell out again “YOU BETTER GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE BITCH!” Then I see him.
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5/12: There’s only one way up and one way down that balcony, and I haven’t seen him since he climbed up, he must be hiding behind the walls. My neighbor calls the cops. I’m more the self-sufficient type. I turn around, walk inside, lock the door behind me. I head upstairs.
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4/12: “HEY FUCKER, I KNOW YOURE UP THERE” I call my neighbor, immediately she answers, and I tell her the situation, “there’s a weird guy on your balcony right now and he’s probably trying to break into your house.” Thankfully, she’s at her mothers. One less thing to worry about.
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3/12: He pauses, straddling the cinder blocks, looks at my car and then continues quickly over the wall, into the yard and up the staircase that leads to her balcony door. It’s 20° outside and I’m barefoot, in sweatpants and a T on my front porch yelling
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2/12: He’s walking across the street and climbing over my neighbors backyard wall. I jump into action. I run up to my front door, still observing the video as the character struggles to climb, grab my car keys and hit the lock button a few times hoping it’s enough to scare him.
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1/12: Albuquerque is wild. Stay strapped. Last night around 12:30 I was laying on the couch and a ring alert went off on my phone, I long press the notification and see a guy standing in my driveway dressed in an oversized grey coat and beat up old jeans. I open the live video.
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In the last month we learned for a fact.
-The CIA played a role in the #JFKAssassination and have lied about it for 60 years.
-The FBI colluded with #Twitter hiding evidence of the #HunterBidensLaptop
-The CDC knew the #vaccines did not stop transmission and deceived us.
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You must understand that there is more than one path to the top of the mountain
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